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heavenstwerkteam:

My gay friend posted this during a recent tornado warning

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bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

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septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

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nasturbate:

if it’s water, it’s wet!

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coryinthewhorehouse:

gee i wonder what went wrong

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